28 May 2012 @ 6:07pm
I love how Lou looks at him so worried and then realises its spoons haha
via malikmeupallnight (originally tensacrosstheboard)
28 May 2012 @ 6:04pm
Rolling off the universe with laughter, omg.
i’m SOBBIng omg
they’re just jealous because obama has more swag then the queen #jussayin
via malikmeupallnight (originally tomlinsassypants)
28 May 2012 @ 6:03pm
Obama is a directioner..Welcome to the family bro.
Am I the only one who’s brain went “There’s a pile of my clothes, at the end of your bed” ?
^^^ right?
lololol^^^
via eatandsleepdarlings (originally shizabout1d)
28 May 2012 @ 6:02pm
- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
via andreadynamitebermudez (originally famemonsters)
28 May 2012 @ 5:59pm
She said she wanted to get high. He took her to the tallest hill in town. She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink. He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi and said “drink up.” She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face. He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger. She said that she wanted to cut herself. He took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up. She said that she wanted to see her blood. He took her to get her ears pierced. She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep. He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed. She said she wanted to be alone. He gave her a name tag that said “My name is: Alone”.
via andreadynamitebermudez (originally gener4te)
28 May 2012 @ 1:02pm
immarryingtheboyfrommullingar:
hahahahahahahahaha the comment above ^I AM NOT RISKING ANYTHING OK YOLO
ten years….. I CAN’T WAIT THAT LONG FML
via malikmeupallnight (originally thegirl-with-a-brokensmile)
28 May 2012 @ 10:48am
shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life
via stuck-on-styles (originally fagoverboard)
